Reach Out & Touch Someone...Violently

So the ex and I swapped weekends with the crib midgets cause I have tickets to see Highly Suspect in OKC this Saturday night. Well...his new lil girly friend had the nerve to say some $hit about how Ill be missing them go to a trunk-or-treat, they were supposed to have the weekend alone and blah blah blah. 1st of all chick - Our daughter is almost 15 and hasnt done that stuff for a couple of years. 2nd - In the almost 15 years of being a Mom I have NEVER missed a single thing of theirs! Ive gone sick AF, humongously pregnant and was supposed to be on bedrest!!! 3rd - Those are MY tiny mental patients!!! Not yours! Back TF up and stay in your lane before I have to give your dumbass a high five. To your face. With my fist.

Thanks for reading my rant!!! I feel much better now!