Whaddya wanna on yer tombstone? on your pizza/literally on your tombstone literally

that sucker is like cardboard so I'll need a whole pineapple

HERE LIES BLACK VEGETABLE IN FERTILIZER FORM

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No tombstone, but on my urn at the crematorium it’ll say…”you know what burns my ass?”