Pay attention I have a real question

I am suffering another reflective day.
But I will try to make this quick and painless for you being that you took the time to stop and look at the car wreck.
Where the hell are all the really good trolls?
I hate to keep going to this but there were some really awesome trolls on EP.
The type of trolls I am talking about though are the shameless ones. There was even one that would clone irritating people's profiles and then go interact with them as them on their own post. I don't care who you are that is funny. LOL
Okay way back in the day I was being catfished by a very exuberant person. A whole lot of profiles. They really did their homework every day. But back to my question.
This catfish attracted the attention of a troll who apparently was smarter than me and new I was being catfished. So they took to trolling the fake profiles.
So me, not knowing I was being catfished and suffering from a huge dose of white night syndrome, went on the offense. I was going to troll the troll.
It was a lot of fun actually. This troll was the perfect straight man to my slapstick silly.
It never dawned on me that I wasn't the target. The things I would say about this troll publicly. LOL. I would make screenshots of our interactions and post them daily. I think the last one I did had over 600 views.
Remember I did say reflective mood. LOL.
So my long-winded question is......
Are the only trolls we are ever going to have on similar worlds going to be the ones that call women fat?
The ones that accuse you of being a liar when you share an experience?
If you are an aspiring troll and are reading this make sure there is a meaning to your measures.
That is all. As you were.

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@SW-User and maybe they are so easy to ignore because they just aren't that good.
I really think there is an art to being a memorable troll.
I have seen some that were just flat out ugly. They are easy to dismiss because it's their little ding-a-ling that causes them to act like that.
Then there are the ones that seem to have an attention issue. They just spew obscurities and trail off. No direction. No agenda. No real Target.
Maybe my next post will be all of the things I think a good troll should be.
:-)

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@SW-User I told someone else here about this but I never get tired of sharing, so you are going to hear it too
I have the ultimate troll account. Great Avatar and name. It is about as intimidating as you can get psychologically. LOL. God I am arrogant.
So anyway I don't get any use out of it because I can only muster this one personality. Even when I'm using the troll account for the sole purpose of being a dick head I am still just me with a new face and name.