Pay attention I have a real question

I am suffering another reflective day.
But I will try to make this quick and painless for you being that you took the time to stop and look at the car wreck.
Where the hell are all the really good trolls?
I hate to keep going to this but there were some really awesome trolls on EP.
The type of trolls I am talking about though are the shameless ones. There was even one that would clone irritating people's profiles and then go interact with them as them on their own post. I don't care who you are that is funny. LOL
Okay way back in the day I was being catfished by a very exuberant person. A whole lot of profiles. They really did their homework every day. But back to my question.
This catfish attracted the attention of a troll who apparently was smarter than me and new I was being catfished. So they took to trolling the fake profiles.
So me, not knowing I was being catfished and suffering from a huge dose of white night syndrome, went on the offense. I was going to troll the troll.
It was a lot of fun actually. This troll was the perfect straight man to my slapstick silly.
It never dawned on me that I wasn't the target. The things I would say about this troll publicly. LOL. I would make screenshots of our interactions and post them daily. I think the last one I did had over 600 views.
Remember I did say reflective mood. LOL.
So my long-winded question is......
Are the only trolls we are ever going to have on similar worlds going to be the ones that call women fat?
The ones that accuse you of being a liar when you share an experience?
If you are an aspiring troll and are reading this make sure there is a meaning to your measures.
That is all. As you were.

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Gangstress · 41-45, F

Yeh i was wondering where the decent trolls have gone. Much cowardice.
I even had one troll spoof my profile.was funny if honest.

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@Gangstress yes, that is what I'm talking about.
How funny is it to make a post and then have someone answer it as you, to you, about you?
I mean really, anybody can just spew obscenities.
I guess I have higher expectations of trolls. LOL

Gangstress · 41-45, F

@Dainbramadge it was funny and made me double take like omg this is a really good troll.. they even went to the point of replying to my comments.
Ah man. These trolls on here are lacklustre.

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@Gangstress oh my God I would have killed to see this. I think you and I have set the bar too high with our expectations of trolls on the site.
I mean come on clone a profile and then interact with the original.
At one point when I seen it happen, the person who had been cloned was desperately trying to prove they weren't the clone.
Every time the original would say that is not me the clone would reply well it's not me either.
Hell I'm getting all giddy just talking about it.
I wish I was a different person. I just don't possess what it takes to be anything other than myself. But if I did. LOL

Gangstress · 41-45, F

@Dainbramadge that was exactly what happened to me. I was like stop being me. Then they went no you stop being me. I was lmfao. This went on for a few days. Had to message them to say look its funny you made me laugh but now people are wondering if im legit 🤣
Yeh think youre right. When you have someone be you..theres not much that can compete with that. Think they called themselves gangstress with sn extra s. Funny times

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@Gangstress and of all people to do that too they picked you. They picked someone with a good sense of humor. I doubt very highly that they were attempting to do actual harm.
But then again you are kind of bulletproof. You are not what I would call uptight. LOL
Damn it. I want good trolls and good catfish that actually put time and effort into their exploitations.
I'm not asking too much am I? 😂

Gangstress · 41-45, F

@Dainbramadge haha the way i see it. Theres no harm in having a laugh. And it did make me laugh.
There was no other intention other than being silly lol. They even apologised and deleted the profile after id approached them. I don't even know who it was to credit them 🤣

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@Gangstress oh now there's a point you brought up.
I was catfished really bad on EP by somebody who made like 10 profiles to do it with.
Unlike a lot of people I really liked my catfish.
They were fun, supportive, smart, intuitive, do you get the idea I miss them.
They were the best 10 friends anyone could ask for. LOL
Now it's like 15 years later and I'm still bummed that they will never know how much I enjoyed their company. :-(

Gangstress · 41-45, F

@Dainbramadge me and you are so alike its unreal 🤣

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@Gangstress nice to know we are not alone. :-)
You have given me a wonderful idea
Since I'm never going to get any real use out of my troll account and it is just sitting there collecting dust, maybe I will have to troll myself
I mean really who is more qualified right?
Maybe I can make a where's Waldo game out of it
I will make a post and then I will troll myself on that post and see if anyone can figure out which profile is me being the troll. LOL LOL