Pay attention I have a real question

I am suffering another reflective day.
But I will try to make this quick and painless for you being that you took the time to stop and look at the car wreck.
Where the hell are all the really good trolls?
I hate to keep going to this but there were some really awesome trolls on EP.
The type of trolls I am talking about though are the shameless ones. There was even one that would clone irritating people's profiles and then go interact with them as them on their own post. I don't care who you are that is funny. LOL
Okay way back in the day I was being catfished by a very exuberant person. A whole lot of profiles. They really did their homework every day. But back to my question.
This catfish attracted the attention of a troll who apparently was smarter than me and new I was being catfished. So they took to trolling the fake profiles.
So me, not knowing I was being catfished and suffering from a huge dose of white night syndrome, went on the offense. I was going to troll the troll.
It was a lot of fun actually. This troll was the perfect straight man to my slapstick silly.
It never dawned on me that I wasn't the target. The things I would say about this troll publicly. LOL. I would make screenshots of our interactions and post them daily. I think the last one I did had over 600 views.
Remember I did say reflective mood. LOL.
So my long-winded question is......
Are the only trolls we are ever going to have on similar worlds going to be the ones that call women fat?
The ones that accuse you of being a liar when you share an experience?
If you are an aspiring troll and are reading this make sure there is a meaning to your measures.
That is all. As you were.

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thewindupbirdchronicles · 46-50, M

You need a troll?

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@thewindupbirdchronicles there is just such a sweet connection between troll and trolly when they troll from the heart.
Tell if anything I miss being catfished. Hook me up? I have high expectations but I'm willing to work with you.

thewindupbirdchronicles · 46-50, M

@Dainbramadge You sound like fun - you might understand if I send my words to someone I really love?

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@thewindupbirdchronicles not sure if I interpreted this quite right
But if your screen door swings hard both directions in the wind, I don't think I want to read your words of love. LOL.
But on second thought....... LOL

thewindupbirdchronicles · 46-50, M

@Dainbramadge they are for someone else and a kind troll makes one remember! 👌

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@thewindupbirdchronicles you know what's funny about this
Anybody can comment with obscenities or just plain being rude. But it does take a special personality set to be able to troll someone and yet they don't hate you for it.
Maybe it's the target. Maybe the target has to be insecure and bitter or some compilation of that.
Do you think it is just the lack of personality on other trolls part?
Or is it possibly there's just not good candidates to be trolled like that?
You know this could also just be a case of focusing on a few funny moments and overlooking all the hurt that someone can cause.
I did say reflective right?

thewindupbirdchronicles · 46-50, M

@Dainbramadge No you never brought up reflective...a sentimental troll 💯

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@thewindupbirdchronicles maybe I am just an attention whore. Maybe I get off on being abused. God help me.
I was just remembering some of the old trolls and how funny they were. I never had a troll. Maybe I would feel differently if I had.
You know what now I feel like I am in a demanding mood. I want a catfish and a troll and I want them right now. :-)

thewindupbirdchronicles · 46-50, M

@Dainbramadge That I can't be.

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@thewindupbirdchronicles but you didn't even try. :-(
Is that all I am to you? Some toy you can chew the squeaker out of and throw away? LOL