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I think to make sure everyone isn't naughty throughout the year,

Santa should just shove the coal up people's asses.

Side note, I feel like all this coal would be better used warming up houses, but this way I guess it does at least warm up something.
SW-User
Won’t work I’ve already tried
Whodunnit · M
I 've been converted to gas 🤷🏼‍♂️
Adrift · 61-69, F
Naw! It will be corroded lithium batteries in our stockings from now on.
Santa now drives a tesla.
No dasher, no dancer, no donner...
RadioDust · 36-40, M
Or give them a decade old fruitcake that harder than diamond up the bum

 
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