I Apologize For Everything
To random people in my life:
I apologize for not being the best son.
I apologize for being a failure as a friend.
I'm sorry I was a jerk.
I'm sorry I was unable to meet your expectations.
I also apologize for not being awesome, good-looking and for not being funny enough.
I'm sorry.
I apologize for not being the best son.
I apologize for being a failure as a friend.
I'm sorry I was a jerk.
I'm sorry I was unable to meet your expectations.
I also apologize for not being awesome, good-looking and for not being funny enough.
I'm sorry.