Who is The Pasta Queen's love of her life? Her real match!

But he had killed her during her Celtic days when she opted to marry Man!

I know now why he travels the world to avoid and evade her!
He was married once, but got divorced!
The Pasta Queen had trails with Michele, Henry, Man, Mike, and Keanu!
That explains the wreck!

It is so comforting to know that my best friend's match and mine had failed in their first commitment!

Tsk. Tsk.