Ponder the hypothetic truth that I'm not who you think I am

I'm not a 30+ woman from Sweden.

If I were someone else. Who am I?

Best answer gets BC

Update: Damn you all, coming with such good answers, now you have given me a tough task here!

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caPnAhab · 26-30, M

You're the homeless wheel chair guy that talked my ear off at the bus stop that one time

You claimed to be a billionaire computer hacker and that the bus ran you over yesterday.... that's why you're in a wheel chair