Ponder the hypothetic truth that I'm not who you think I am

I'm not a 30+ woman from Sweden.

If I were someone else. Who am I?

Best answer gets BC

Update: Damn you all, coming with such good answers, now you have given me a tough task here!

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Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M

maybe you're a one-legged Penguin fisherman from central Africa named Eric ! 😱

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@Picklebobble2 That would be something!