If you were a tool/a piece of machinery/equipment, what would you be and why?

I think I'd be a trencher. Why? Because trenchers carve a swath through unyielding turf with ease. A trencher has no regard for what is in its path; if it's in the way it's getting ripped or tipped and that is the end of it..even if it's something you'd have rather not been tipped, nor ripped.

Yes, one should be certain that the path marked for devastation via the trencher is clear of anything one holds dear, but once they do the trencher will do its job beautifully.

The trencher is a messy trailblazer; it carves a bloody path for tools of a more refined nature to follow and finesse into a more elegant project after the fact.