What's the first step to change?

@SW-User So far they're great. I'm changing already. Changing my decision from tacos for dinner to lasagna.

@Rokasu oh, poor you, changing for the worse :(

@SW-User Ma'am, I appreciate you as a person but your opinion is trash.

@Rokasu Yeah, it's definitely trash

@SW-User I want a re-divorce.

@Rokasu YOU'RE NOT GETTING SHIT!






What is a re-divorce and how much money would I make?

@SW-User Our joint custody contract was actually a prenup and it clearly stated all nerd related belongings would return to me. I want all my anime figurines back.

And my alimony 😌

@Rokasu Wha...what about my nerdy belongings?! Besides, what's mine is mine and what's yours is also mine so... I'm sorry. Have a nice day U_U

@SW-User Look, all I want back is my OG NES console. You can have the rest ok? Even the weird romance novels that were totally not mine. Hook me up with that and we can settle this peacefully.

@Rokasu ...sorry U_U

@SW-User Fine you can keep the dog. I can't believe I ever pretended to not like you. My feelings 😢

@Rokasu sorry, more lies ain't gonna make it better, you're not getting shit back U_U

@SW-User Can you at least make good use of my doujin collection 😑

@Rokasu ...no U_U

@SW-User You’re a butt you know that.

@Rokasu A great butt U_U

@SW-User 😑

I’ll let you have that. We’re bitter enemies now though.

@Rokasu "now"! 😒

@SW-User I remember when we used to finish each other’s sentences. Now look. How did we fall so far and how is it totally not my fault?

@Rokasu It was sandwiches not sentences and you finishing mine while I was still eating doesn't count as finishing each other's :(

@SW-User My memory may be foggy but my love for sandwiches isn't. Don't try and act like you didn't return the favor.

@Rokasu I would never U_U

@SW-User Don't you have a dog to walk >.>

@Rokasu well...I would have if you had only remembered to bring him over 🙄

@SW-User Uhhhh, I dropped him off a solid hour ago 😐

Did you lose my dog?