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I don't like people, leave me alone. Also, I hate traveling, pets* and eating at fancy restaurants.

*Pet snakes are OK

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Smartass.
Not here for romance or creepy stuff
I come/ I go
You'll probably like me or hate my guts
I am okay with either within limits
If you chose to hate openly probably block you
Have a nice day
Don't forget to tip the doorman on way out...