So I'm not into Star Trek, but I was watching StarTalk's Star Trek episode today and...
So I found out that there's this species in Star Trek that Tyson had to clarify the pronunciation of. And it just got this weird image in my head. I had this picture of what a Cardassian might look like with a silicone butt and boobs, with excessive lipstick and make up on, pole dancing. Still looks prettier than the real thing... ugh.