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OK, I'll reword my joke so it'll appear in the main feed. What do you call a communist dog?

Karl BARX! Apparently EP doesn't like a word that refers to people who make anthro animal characters. Also not my joke--I stole it from a YouTube comment.
Rangaas
Ehh... I think that would be just Karl Marx in this case...
TetrisGuy · 26-30, M
Because of that massive beard of his? xD
I <3 Marx
Rangaas
Yes... that is the reason....
TetrisGuy · 26-30, M
My original question said "communist furry." I can imagine furry Marx being himself or... oh what's that dog with the really long fur around its face... schnauzer I think. He'd be a schnauzer, and he looks like one too xD
NightGalleries
I should name my doge this lol
TetrisGuy · 26-30, M
If I get a husky, that's what I'm naming it
CaffeineJunky
Man's Best Comrade
TetrisGuy · 26-30, M
What's funny is that dogs live rather communistically. Dog packs do what's best for the whole rather than putting themselves first. They tend to risk their lives to save the pack. I mean, it's not a true commune but you see what I mean. That's why dogs are all-so-willing to save your life all the time, because they've accepted you as part of their pack, among other things.
Andrewmz
TetrisGuy · 26-30, M
Oh my god I'm dying.
Clifford, the big RED dog!
I have a mental image of an anthro clifford in Sovet uniform drawn in Soviet poster style, saluting xD

THIS EXISTS SOMEWHERE

All I could find is this:
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a6/Cliff2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20070807161016

I'M DRAWING THIS OUT PROPERLY OH MY GOD
yaotl5

 
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