Did you know that hydrogen has been around for so long, that it began to wonder where it came from?

We are nothing but hydrogen at a fundamental level. The hydrogen isotope deuterium, really--we need some protons, too. Hydrogen was the very first matter element created--heavier elements were created by nuclear fusion in a star's dying core. We are the product of this. We are stardust. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!! And SAAAAGAAAN!!!