Did you know: Egg timers are male because
Their only purpose seems to be to sit around and do nothing other than tell you when to do things.
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fredcs
I hope you know that some guys stand when they're telling you what to do... :-)
TetrisGuy · 26-30, M
Some egg timers do, too. xD They're slightly more expensive because they are ready to make the ounce of effort to stand up. xD