If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing

You can say the same jokes without being offensive. Gallagher did it ages ago.

Park in a driveway but drive on a parkway.
Send it by boat, it's cargo. send it by truck, it's a shipment.
Go to a sporting event and sit in the stands.
Go to school to learn English and all they do is tell you not not speak. Then you get punished for 'acting smart'.

lol yeah he can still hear if its divorce looooooool!

Yes, and that's NOT funny

SO WRONG (and funny)