What do you like better hard firm po or soft poo in your pants?

if youve got shyte in your dunghampers do dont want a "pan cracker" thats for sure , what you really want is a really watery cack that your undercrackers can act on like a sieve so you get pure clean water running down your leg and just a residue of derge in the grundies which can then be left to dry and then hit with a toffe hammer into a powder which you can then sell as smack. By the time the junky has it up his snotta youll be gone with his cash and he'll have his head down the crapper saying "like wow man , good shit man". He could be right.