What's the oddest thing you do on a daily basis?

Jack-off to porn right after I wake up. Masturbating isn't really 'odd,' but the act of a guy jacking off looks so ridiculously stupid that he looks like he belongs in an insane asylum! Women, on the other hand, look like they're performing some sort of 'confidence' spell on themselves! Zo Zexxxy!!!

Besides coming here to waste my time? :^D

I go like this "merp " and I expect people to respond similarly

Stalk TV/celebrities crushes

I like your profile pic

read newspapers at night

not talk to my family of origin

Play with my ass

ep probably