You hurt my pet rocks feelings! How dare you!?

My pet rock saved my life once. They say that those that live in glass houses should not throw stones.

I was trapped in a glass house and all I had was a stone, so in that case it was ok to throw stones...from that day on we were best friends.

Not I as I have pet rocks too!

sticks and stones?

Sorry

sorry

He had it coming. He crushed my scissors!