What's the worst place you could play musical chairs

So traumatized was I through my early childhood experience playing mandatory musical chairs in kindergarten, that now whenever I'm at a party and someone offers me a chair I say, "that's cool. I don't mind standing.."

At work - naw - you'd only be loosing your job, at dinning or kitchen table - naw - you can go to the dinner for food, at the movie house - naw - you can catch the next show, at the race track - maybe! - all them other racers are sitting in their cars and you are standing out on the race track.

Seriously--kindergarten. That was my earliest experience with competition.
It was violent... still traumatized.

In a theater where they are bolted to the floor. Takes forever to move them.

At a test site for land mines.

Kindergarten.

On the Titanic.

On the Titanic.

A funeral home

What's the worst game you could play in a minefield?

In the jail shower room..

In the jail shower room..