do u mind joining the army ?

No, I am not fighting an I known enemy who has nothing to do with my county, in some distant land, just because a fat old balding mans asks me to do so.

If it was my last choice then I wouldn't mind. I'd deal with it. Sometimes it can save lives joining the army. I'd rather not be homeless.

I think it'd be a great mental and physical challenge that'd make me so much stronger in many ways

Nope. I am not the following type.

I had that in mind but decided not too

I'd sooner be shot.

No I loved it