There are no dateable girls at my school. They're all ugly, stupid, stuck up, and two faced.

I might not for much longer, and it doesn't make this statement any less true

I know, but you have a girlfriend at this moment.
So it doesn't matter if any girls at your school are "dateable"

I'm not allowed to think it's a pity that there aren't any dateable girls at my school?

I think it's pretty rude to say that, since just a couple months ago you were going to ask a girl for her number.

Asking a girl for her number means I'm going to date her?

No, but you said she was attractive.

Attractive doesn't mean dateable. It was an observation. I wouldn't leave my girlfriend for a TAKEN girl who I don't want to date. I got her number so I could copy answers so I could get a good grade, and a petty attempt to have a female friend in my life