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Kugelblitz
Like that jar of peanut butter
C9poke · 26-30, M
My mamma always told me, life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last if you share
Kugelblitz
Not unless if you're diabetic. What does that sum up to?
C9poke · 26-30, M
My mamma never told me what diabetes is
Kugelblitz
I love your mamma ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
C9poke · 26-30, M
I'm sure she loves you. She's spread apart more than a cheerleader doing the splits during sex
Kugelblitz
Oh my gosh LOL NO
C9poke · 26-30, M
Although, she's not lesbian. Mamma always said lesbians are for ugly desperate people
Kugelblitz
You're my inspiration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
C9poke · 26-30, M
How about I inspire you further? ;)
Kugelblitz
I know where this is going...
Drag race! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Drag race! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
C9poke · 26-30, M
Exaaactly
Kugelblitz
Lol you're cool kid