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madelasarmiento
"ah god I'm dying! get me water!" then run to bathroom and just pee lol
Bearinthebigbluehouse
"Don't hug me because I've got morning wood"
C9poke · 22-25, M
I would just say "I just woke up"
sassycookie
"Don't hug me, my body is sore"
C9poke · 22-25, M
I might use that one :P
3st3ll3
... WAIT. THAT SHIT ACTUALLY HAPPENS 😂😂😂
C9poke · 22-25, M
My step sister wanted to hug me this morning, and I just woke up... Yeah.
G0dzilla
LOLOLOL!!! Oh man. I feel your pain.