If I a Pie me in the face thing for charity, how much would u pay for a pie to splat me with? £1?

Surely that's something money can't buy! :-)

Depends on what charity it's for.

10 dollars

Sure, I'd give you a quid.

$20 if I could pie you. $100 if they tied us up together and dumped gallons of warm custard over us.

$20 a pie, 12 pies total and too huge triple layer cream cakes. push u butt first into the first cake, all your EP friends slam a pie in your face and I'll come last with 2nd cake. oh where does it go??? hmmm, in your lap and I'm coming in after the cake !!!

Can I lick it off too? 5 pounds!

I'll give you a couple of bucks for a creampie.