Do you sometimes wonder when the other shoe will drop?

No need to wonder. Just apply the vertical motion model (basic mechanics): h = -16t² + h₀ where h₀ is the initial height of the shoe. The shoe hits the floor when h = 0, so simply solve for t.


Thus, the shoe hits the floor at t = √(h₀/16).


See? You can just use science and math to solve all your problems.


(Well... at least your science and math problems...)

More worried about my boobs dropping so I wouldn't be too concerned 😐

Nope. I just know that the sneaky bastard is going to put it down gently...

Always!!!!!

I guess in my case that could stem from a guilty conscience!!

No. I always use good quality shoelaces

Yes. But then I realize I work in a shoe factory.

Nah, that shoe has been gone..

Only at footlocker

Yeah.

Yes