
GnatFree
If he's "waterproof" why does he bother taking a shower in the first place?
That would be like putting a raincoat in the dryer.
That would be like putting a raincoat in the dryer.
travelingthinker · 36-40, M
Ducks and raincoats can still get dirty

GnatFree
I don't think you understand that ducks are dirty dirty creatures.

built4comfort
Censorship doesn't always make perfect sense. Isn't that right EP?

Blott
For modesty sake.

CallMeUseless
because he is a witch!