Why should I vote for Bernie Sanders?

1/ Many of the policies he backs are highly successful in other countries, so it isn't just idealism. 2. Because currently wealthy corporations are setting the policy of both parties, not the people. How is that democracy? 3. Because in the USA the wealth is going to a few, whilst ordinary families struggle. 4. College and healthcare should be accessible for every child - in the US, the dream of the poor becoming wealthy through hard work, statistically, is not happening. It does in other countries. Yes, I can prove it. 5. If people work hard all day, they should be able to feed their family and pay the rent - in any decent society. I mean seriously, a living wage for someone's hard work. Etc, etc. I'm not voting for Sanders - i'm not american. By the way, he isn't really a socialist, he's a social democrat. Most of the most successful countries in the world are built on these policies. https://berniesanders.com/issues/

There is absolutely no reason why anyone should vote for Uncle Bernie.

He strongly supports equal rights for Faerie Folk.

You can't even vote yet. You aren't 18/

He isnt Trump and he isnt Hillary

If your age is true you won't be voting.

he can make everything free! he shoots money out his butt and makes rivers flow with champagne

Because he gives us lazy faggots free-stuff that we didn't work earn. We lazy liberal teens who smoke weed all day want eeeeeequality too you know.