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InternationalSpaceStation
I'm a math major. I have WAY too many. If you look in my history about 1-2 years ago, I had *countless* of them :P
Just some of my favorites:
What do you get when you cross the Banach-Tarski theorem and a knife? The Banach Tarski Banach Tarski theorem.
What does the B in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoit B Mandelbrot.
A topologist is a mathematician who can't tell her coffee cup from her bagel.
I'm always pissed off when people write sex. They always forget the dx!
If our relationship were integrated, I'd perform a you substitution.
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Just some of my favorites:
What do you get when you cross the Banach-Tarski theorem and a knife? The Banach Tarski Banach Tarski theorem.
What does the B in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoit B Mandelbrot.
A topologist is a mathematician who can't tell her coffee cup from her bagel.
I'm always pissed off when people write sex. They always forget the dx!
If our relationship were integrated, I'd perform a you substitution.
Want more? :P
DaveTheMedic · 22-25, M
I need to do more math courses, so I can understand more of these xD
MysterySci
1+1=2, not 3!
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DaveTheMedic · 22-25, M
...so, the joke implies that someone thought 1+1=3? Sorry, im really confused xD
MysterySci
Meaning? Sorry but I couldn't get you.
DaveTheMedic · 22-25, M
I don't know anymore xC
Blancotaco
it's not really a joke, more of a phrase.
Holy shift! Look at the asymptote on that mother function!
Holy shift! Look at the asymptote on that mother function!
DaveTheMedic · 22-25, M
I actually love this xD
Cleopatra05
What do you call friends who like math? Algebros. It's such a lame joke but it kills me everytime
earthsmoon13
I don't know much math jokes but I like this one hey dude h know 1+1 is 2 not 3 ha ha ha
earthsmoon13
my good friend jubair said that and its funny cuz hey I know 1+1 is 2 not 3 then why r j saying it. There is two types of joke OK? one is after u here it u laugh but and other this thinking that it is a joke u will laugh and the joke I told u right now is the second type OK?
IntenseCookie
I have a lot of problems, but I can't tell you how many because math is one of them.
Fealda
"ey square, why you gotta be (so) square."
"Cause I see (a) square."
"Cause I see (a) square."
MikeWinther
In pure Binary
RoIIingStone
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