What's the cheesiest, most awkward way to tell someone you like them?

A guy once said to me:

I would give anything in the world to be your better half.

Giggling..
twas cute...
wrong
but, cute.!!

give then a big heart made of cheese saying i like you .lol

I like you as much as I like cheese. Cheesy enough? xD

You complete me

Self answer: buy a bottle of crush soda, then balance it on their head. "I have a crush on you"