If you, as an Old World philosopher, were a worm who wanted to know why you were born, who would tell you?

no one, as i am a guy

but if i were a guyette - my bf would tell me, of course

reminds me of when girls say, 'would you still love me if i was a worm 🥺'

a guy who loves me would tell me that the i was born to complete them, or something to that effect zzz