EP didn’t really exist, it is just a myth.

Like the creation story. SW wasn’t created, it [i]evolved[/i] from bytes and internet cookies under the right conditions. A rare species of the Socialus Medius family.

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CountScrofula · 41-45, M Best Comment

Don't you dare question the dogma of the Church of the Great Galactic Catfish.

EP was the chosen land that we all descend from. But we bore the sins of the diaper fetishists with us and we must regularly engage in political debate and selfie-taking in order to to cleanse our souls.

You too can sign up for the church of the GGC if you take this easy personality test and donate 10,000 coins worth of gifts to our fearless leader.

ALL HAIL THE GGC *whisker sign*

SW-User

@CountScrofula You need to write the Holy Book.

Sadwithasmile · 22-25, M

@CountScrofula dont touch my bosom

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@SW-User I shall. The GGC preaches that we are all but sock puppets controlled by a massive alien mind-brain. There is no Aiyana. There is no Dave. There is only the Great Galactic Catfish giving itself emotional support.

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

[@Mindreadful] Thanks for BA! The church needs the exposure.