I need a new pair of earphones

What would you recommend?

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Mordi · 31-35, M

Something implanted inside your ear. 🤷

@Mordi what if it did more than play music o: can't risk it. Don't want The Man™ controlling me

Mordi · 31-35, M

Nothing major. It would just sometimes take control of your body. 🤷

@Mordi as long as they take care of that cat I don't even mind. Maybe I'll be more productive, who knows

Mordi · 31-35, M

Secret assassinations are extremely productive.

@Mordi oh. Secret assassinations are for paltroons. What about PUBLIC assassinations? Go hard or go home

Mordi · 31-35, M

I'm sure they will escort you home. 😥