If yo uwere experimenting with humans as a canibal/witch or something and you had to cut them in half for portioning, which way would you half them?

The Aztecs started out with the heart and then roll the person down the stairs.

This is an interesting question. I don't know if I'd immediately half them though. I feel like I'd clean everything out first so I wouldn't ruin the meat, then go from there sectioning things off? You know kind of a workable chunk at a time?

Dismembered the cut horizontal

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