I hate it when I compliment a guy and say “you’re pretty smart” and they go “not really” and I’m like “YOU TEACH ROCKET SCIENCE”!!

My favorite aunt was a rocket scientist, back when she was alive. It did make her try harder to understand people and tell the truth. Not a bad thing.

I did teach some Science this year, but not rocket science 😌

🙄 cannot complete with that kind of stupidity.

I'm pretty smart, I just pretend to be a dumb shit 👀