I hate my sister.

I start studying electricity and actually realize I've been living with a shorting hazard for a while now that hasn't been addressed and it needs to be and first "we don't have a lot of money" and then I'm like She can take it out of my bank of america to get a plate and she's like why can't you buy it online if it's that urgent yourself and I'm like it's so urgent I need it today literally and this should not be left to wait even a single day to ship to the house.

and she's like I'm sorry Paul it just seems fishy I'm like obviously you didn't turn out fine because you trust your suspicions over hard science.

I've simply gotten lucky, this has gone on long enough, the shorting risk needs to be taken care of today. It can't wait.

That's a shorting hazard, we need to take care of it right away. That it hasn't already gotten me is me simply getting lucky.