Stop fuking with animals and torturing them to make medications or do science

@BlueVeins we will export them as test subjects

@Miram I'm reading more about it now and it kinda looks like it's impossible to get enough criminals. I was looking at test subjects covered by the Animal Welfare Act, but that's only a small minority, apparently it's well into the millions. We might have to throw in property crime for good measureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

or just pay people to do itttttttttt

@BlueVeins stop trying sabotage my plans for presidency.

We are not doing any science down here. You can get ours for free if you want.

@BlueVeins but seriously, yes, it is effing horrible how much animal abuse happens for science

@Miram Why don't we just experiment on the conservatives

@BlueVeins that one will get me banned

@Miram Real talk though, I somewhat doubt that we can kick animal testing /w current technology, but at least allowing the involvement of human volunteers would be really based. I mean hell, there are people who don't even want to live, and there are probably drugs out there which get thrown out for failing the animal trials even though they'd have worked fine on humans anyway. Always been squeamish about doing it through the Justice System for obvious reasons, but you could probably find hundreds of prisoners at the very least who don't wanna live anyway.