Hello, I'm tall and I identify as a letter.

A woman smiled at me today... why is this important, you might wonder. Well, because I bully them most of the time, so this is a huge step for humankind.
Did I forget to mention that I'm tall? And all you other people are letters that follow up in the alphabet.
That's it. Don't forget to be a bigot towards someone who doesn't share your culture or belief system.