For anyone in doubt whether seducing me is a good idea...

Today you can try it without consequences! If you don't like the outcome, you can tell me it was an April Fool's joke and there's no harm done. (Not to you anyway. 🥲)

So slide into my DMs before this opportunity passes and you'll have to keep wondering for another year. 😬

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BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M

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NerdyPotato · M

@BarbossasHusband well, it was more of a trim than a shave. I still have a beard and moustache, but not long enough to get into my mouth when I eat anymore. 😅

HootyTheNightOwl

@BarbossasHusband Don't do yourself an injury, sliding in like that...

BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M

@HootyTheNightOwl don't worry. I brought protection

NerdyPotato · M

You've all missed your chance for another year... 🙄

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