Ring, ring, ring.....

"The cookie is in the oven..."

"On my way"

To me it's always better when someone else is involved. Even if the sex is mediocre, sharing the experience with someone else is always better.

If single, a booty call can be very useful and fun. Sometimes you just need one.

I never understood that from a woman’s perspective at least. Seems like toys do a much better job than men do. So this must be about human connection.

Toys for men are just awful. I’ve not found anything remotely effective or appealing. Painful even.

*looks at hands* Not a word out of you guys!

2 am text……you up? Bootie call

Nothing like skin on skin 😘

Why did the smartphone break up with the laptop?

Because it couldn’t handle the “booty calls”!

I'm right here boo

Take it anyway you can get! 😘

My phone never rings

Oh how very true

It calls people 😳

Both work !

Omg

Right???

👀