What's Your Idea Of A Romantic Date?

An awkward meal, with too many uncomfortable silences, at a table for two that's too small, and a walk around the block where you try to make small talk, and then a shared taxi ride home, where you're both too scared to say, Look, I'm desperate for sex, so let's just do it, anywhere, your place or mine, I don't care, so you both end up back at your own place eating pop tarts without toasting them.