Why did she say "no?"

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I met her in a piano bar. I couldn't take my eyes off of her. She was stunning. I mustered up the courage to ask her to dance. (It was a slow dance, and guys only like slow dancing, because you don't have to be good at it, and you get boobs pressed up against you.) (Not that there's anything wrong with that)

She gladly accepted, and we hit the dance floor. (After that, we were together for three years)

While we were swaying on the dance floor, I kissed her, and whispered a question in her ear...

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

She said, "No." Why? I don't get it.

The dumbest thing I ever did in my life, was not put a ring on her finger. It's not like diamonds are expensive, they're free in California jewelry stores. Just put a mask on, and grab a crowbar and have at it...