Hate to break it to the women in my audience but...

I'm the sort of fellow who would hold your hand to escort your past the abortion clinic protesters right into the building and put myself in the way of the weapons they'd try to assault us with on the way in and hold your hand as we waited for the doctors to come and then even if you wanted sleep in that awful chair and stay with you overnight as you recovered from surgery.
I'm the sort of person who if you were horribly disfigured in an accident and all that beauty and glamour were to be taken from you fell in love with a girl for a lot more than how she looked and would probably not be as interested in sex but would still love her.
and would hold your head over the toilet so you could vomit into if the night you got too drunk and be your lookout against drunk hoodlums trying to break in to rape you.
So when I say this wildly inappropriate things its mostly because I expect to have to mop your vomit off the ground one day and yet I would stay because you're worth it.
and yet I am just studying how to cook because I don't like depending on other people and that alone... some grave sin that I don't know it yet.

I'm prepared for all of you, even the parts that make me a little sick.
I just wish you felt the same.