Found this little guy outside! 🥺

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upon googling to find more info about vipers, this stock photo came up

Sorry to burst your bubble but um...

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring him in. 😌

Heck nah

It’s gorgeous. Do you know what kind it is?

That's not little bro!!

Nice dog

it's markings makes me re-think the divinity of nature

Little??? If that’s a leaf, he’s little.

😨 well, [i]that's[/i] certainly unnerving.

They make great house pets

That a gaboon viper?

Chop his head off

a Boa?

So cute. What did you name it?

So you are in South Africa !

The only place you find Bitis rhinoceros vipers