Drat! I would have won! [I Question Religion]

A Jewish group was offering $5,000 for the best 'new religion' idea. The contest ended Feb 14th and I found out about it on the 19th.

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StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M

Does your new religion involve human sacrifices?

StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M

@SW-User Damn. I’m looking for a no-effort glorious afterlife.

SW-User

@StevetheSleeve Would you be just as impressed the ten trillionth time the angels put rainbow sprinkles on your ice cream sundae?

StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M

@SW-User I’d ask the angels if maybe they could come up with a cheeseburger once in a while.

Dshhh · M

what would your prize winning religion be like?

SW-User

@Dshhh I'd blend the best things from each belief: Belief in afterlife, explanation in nature, and love for optimal balance.

vetguy1991 · 51-55, M

Dang :(

SW-User

@vetguy1991 Dagnabbit!

SW-User

What?

SW-User

@SW-User is this supposed to be a joke? I am not getting it

SW-User

@SW-User No joke. The contest was real.

SW-User

@SW-User ok then

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