I Don't Like Religion
Just a couple blasphemous things I've been thinking recently.
1) You tell me you have faith in God. I tell you I have faith that this glass of water isn't poisoned. Now drink it.
2) The only way to believe that Satan is evil is if he punishes good people. Because if he punishes bad people, he's basically a police officer doing a REALLY good job. So if Satan is evil, God sends the wrong people to Hell.
3) My religion is right because My religion is right because My religion is right because My religion is right because My religion is right because My religion is right because My religion is right because My religion is right because My religion is right because......
4) I wonder if people believe in God only because they don't want to believe their parents would lie to them.
1) You tell me you have faith in God. I tell you I have faith that this glass of water isn't poisoned. Now drink it.
2) The only way to believe that Satan is evil is if he punishes good people. Because if he punishes bad people, he's basically a police officer doing a REALLY good job. So if Satan is evil, God sends the wrong people to Hell.
3) My religion is right because My religion is right because My religion is right because My religion is right because My religion is right because My religion is right because My religion is right because My religion is right because My religion is right because......
4) I wonder if people believe in God only because they don't want to believe their parents would lie to them.
