Question for Christians

Do you ever worry about angering Allah and invoking his wrath for not following him?

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They should be afraid of angering Farblesnozz! The being they know as Yahweh is the evil and insidious Mayor Gangleslotte, ruler of Schmickleton! He created the guise of Yahweh to deceive you!

ALL HAIL FARBLESNOZZ!

autumngirl27

@ProphetOfFarblesnozz Surely you should fear the anger of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

ProphetOfFarblesnozz · 56-60, M

@autumngirl27 He is an invented deity! The Holy and Perfect Gliberoo is proof!

autumngirl27

@ProphetOfFarblesnozz Beware your toilet might be bunged up with strands of linguine !

NortiusMaximus · M

@autumngirl27 Our Lord, the FSM, is a benevolent god, very slow to anger.