I'm now taking girlfriend applications.

Benefits include: Ensuring that you always cum first, I won't cheat on you, I have a steady income, I'm big and strong with an average size dick, sometimes Im pretty funny, I always try to be nice to everybody, I'm smart with a measured IQ of 141, and I like long walks on the beach (like really).

Qualifications:
-Must be cute
-Must be chill
-Must like video games and sports
-Likes dogs
-Likes or tolerates recreational marijuana and alcohol use.
-Is a nerd/fan of at least one major film or anime franchise.
-Has a fucked up sense of humor
-Has a dream of one day living by a beach
-Must be smart and adventurous.